My Pilgrimage or rather: #PilgRAimage pictures from april got some likes again yesterday. So while the Red Dragon is about to spread its wings on NBC and the actor who is responsible for all of this is trying to deal with brains on fire, some people out there are obviously also interested in previous projects 😉
So it seems like a good time to put together the outcome of my April Fools’ joke on twitter:
The paintings inspired by the idea of drawing on set like a ‘court artist’ in order of their appearance on twitter:
Bored by the same comments on every Richard pic on twitter?
That must not be! Print out this special admiRAtion Bingo sheet to be prepared for Richard’s next selfie tweet! Mark every comment you’ll find and just yell “LOVE!” when you’ve completed a row, column or diagonal and ignore any astonished looks – bring back the fun to the fandom!
I’ve had a lot of fun virtually following the Hannibal-Family around San Diego ComicCon yesterday. My two favorite pics of Richard (apart from the one where he’d snagged Bryan’s Star Wars jacket) inspired me to do a little comic strip … befitting the occasion 😉
It’s way too hot to think about new things … so I’ll put up some stuff that’s been created earlier this year – have fun with a slightly different version of Grimm’s “Hansel & Gretel” … in Germany there’s also a childrens song for this fairytale and if you know the tune, my altered verses fit – so, sing along 😉
♫ ♪ ♫ “Bil-bo and Tho-rin got lost deep in the woods …”
“I see you shiver with antici…pation” said Frank N. Furter to Brad Majors and Janet Weiss at the beginning of the “Rocky Horror Picture Show”.
Now when Richard Armitage finally appears as “The Red Dragon” in Hannibal’s S3, my bet is he will remove neither cause nor symptom 😉
This tale appeared in 8 parts on my tumblr from the end of may 2015, while the little smoking Thorin card travelled from Canada to Germany – here now for the first time in its completed form 😉
Once upon a time in a land far far away, a stack of trading cards sat on a desk, waiting to be signed. The actor who showed up to do the deed was in a bit of a silly mood that day, he even bit one of the cards taking a selfie with it, wondering “where ere be they found?”.
At one point his goofiness got the better of him and he gave in to the feeling that the one thing moody looking Thorin might have craved for all along would’ve been a smoke. So he drew a ciggy and some smoke clouds on the face of the last little Thorin card. What he wasn’t aware of, was the fact that in doing so, he had worked some powerful chaos magic and thus the little card came to life.
And it was enjoying it tremendously: not only was he now looking different than the other cards, he was also having a really good smoke! This made the little card very proud and happy and it too, started to wonder where its journey might take it …
Crammed into a small pack with other cards, the little Thorin card then waited patiently in the dark for a very long time. But on some days he wished he wasn’t alive at all … the dead eyes of a Thranduil card were mindlessly staring into his back and right before him was a breathtakingly pretty but sadly equally lifeless Tauriel card. Crap.
Would his whole life be like this? Maybe he would end up with a serious collector and buried alive inside a binder for all eternity? Or have some angry kids fighting about him and maybe tearing him apart in the process? The little card shuddered.
But in that exact moment suddenly the light came back – someone had opened up his pack! His little card’s heart skipped a beat as he looked up into a very happy face. He heard his liberator whistling and shouting “Woah look, there’s an extra drawing on that Thorin! You’ll get me a lot of bucks little buddy!” … and his stomach turned – oh no! – he had fallen into the hands of a merciless merchant!
A Fair Maiden
Later on that same day – almost 4000 miles away – a fair maiden was checking her twitter account. Suddenly a commentary from someone she was following caught her eye “Armitage inflation: This is the most I’ve seen a signature card offered for yet” … after taking a look at the price tag of the small picture she found herself thinking “400 dollars or ‘best offer’? The world has officially gone mad”.
She followed the link to get to see the whole picture anyway and there it was: a little Thorin card – who was actually smoking a cigarette and … what was that? She had to rub her eyes and look again: there was no mistake – the card seemed to be rather alive and had now even winked at her twice!
“What the f…?” she thought rather unmaidenly and then she suddenly realized: “Oh no! He had fallen into the hands of a merciless merchant! Someone must help him, or he’ll end up buried alive in a serious collector’s binder for all eternity.”
So the fair maiden decided to try and save the little Thorin card – on her own conditions. She set up an ebay account and made the merciless merchant an offer – she hoped – he couldn’t refuse.
But as he was not only merciless but also very suspicious he told her “Your offer is good but not your feedback for me to accept it!”. So she told him that she was a fair maiden with a pure soul and an all in all totally reliable person, but he kept pestering her – surely Pink Floyd’s “Money” was his favourite song …
So the fair maiden had to stand up to the merciless merchant and virtually wield her magically Visa card to make her point crystal clear. After that he finally gave in and their whole deal even got the ebay fairy’s blessing, who covered for the shipping costs with a 10 dollar promotion code.
Now only one question remained: could the fair maiden trust the merciless merchant?
Not all who wander are lost
The little Thorin card was now on its own for the first time in his life. Travelling in a padded envelope – in the dark again *sigh* – he thought about the face he had seen briefly through the merciless merchants computer screen before he had been all packed up once again: a fair maiden with laughing green eyes and a somewhat stubborn streak. Not bad, he had thought and before he knew it, he had winked at her – twice.
“Since when are we that flirty, eh?” he asked himself for the gazillionth time. The strange thing was, that he somehow felt, that she had really looked back at him. So maybe it was for the best. She didn’t seemed to be the type who would put him away in a dark safe place once she got him and that was the important thing.
“Now why is this taking so long? Where on earth is this wench living? Beyond the mountains with the seven dwarfs?” … he giggled and took a deep drag.
A little “Krautbashing“
“Your item departed a transfer airport in Frankfurt, GERMANY on May 23, 2015 at 7:32 am. The item is currently in transit to the destination.” while the fair maiden kept tracking the little Thorin card’s long journey, itself was completely unaware of its whereabouts.
Suddenly he heard strange voices shouting “Achtung! Achtung!” … this wasn’t sounding like English anymore. The little Thorin card was a little bewildered at first, but then the penny dropped “Holy sh**! It’s the Krauts! They always say ‘Achtung!’ … o.k. Thorin, seems it’s ‘Don’t mention the war!’ from now on.” he thought.
And then it got very still. “Hey, what’s happening now?” Why am I not moving any longer?” he wondered and a slight feeling of panic arose in his guts “Did I get lost? Hellooo? Anybody?” … uh oh … poor little Thorin card had no clue that he’d arrived just before the long Pentecote bank holiday weekend and would now have to wait for three more days to reach his final destination …
wibbly wobbly timey wimey
From a small town in eastern Canada, his long journey had brought the little Thorin card to a small town in southern Germany – and he couldn’t believe his luck! The fair maiden who had saved him from the merciless merchant had indeed realized, that he was alive and told him upon his arrival that she had a great surprise for him and he should go and have a close look around his new home …
It took him not long to spot the Tardis in the cupboard! This was the very thing! Now the little Thorin card was able to travel to all the places he’d always dreamt to visit! In the evenings he promised to join the fair maiden for her guilty-pleasure-once-a-day-smoke under the linden tree in the garden and tell her of his adventures in time and space.
Sometimes she would read to him from strange German books and she always teased him endlessly by holding her wineglass under his nose. “Elbling” (Elveling) of all sorts! He wondered if he could somehow convince her to go and meet up with that actor, so he might draw a wineglass for him too?
But that’s another story and will be told another time 😉